TWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWATTWAT. twat.
You’re so busy having sex that you don’t have time for anyone. Not even your new, London friends, who you replaced us with.
Well have fun in Summer. You’ll have no sex and no friends.
Twat.
(Source: itaipavamoonlight, via worldwillneverfindyou)
Seeing a hideous photo of someone you don’t like=priceless
shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person
(via werewolf-bowtie)
Now it’s lovely that you’ve found someone new and all. And I’m genuinely happy that its going well. And it’s nice that you two go on cute day trips everyday. But please tell your girlfriend that she doesn’t have to post about every single thing you do together. I do not need your relationship rubbing in my face. Thanks.
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
(Source: perksofbeingahufflepuff, via little-town)
please dont ever get me going about video games i really like because i will never shut the fuck up
(via skyplainsdrifter)
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
(Source: northbound, via wabbitwanderer95)
Well I managed to make that sufficiently awkward.
And it was going so well.
Damn.
